Yudarp

Poor Yudarp! He was born with only one ear which works backwards. Instead of hearing anything, it produces a terrible noise that shatters nearby windows.The only creature that isn't afraid of him is his pet fish Fishy, but that's probably only because it's been dead for a while. Yudarp suffers from colour blindess, poor fashion sense, and apostrophobia (fear of apostrophes and other punctuation.)