Edwina Scissorhead

Bleearrrrgh! I have returned...From beyond the grave!

Red Ugkitty

The other head hates orange juice.

Purple Ugkitty

Aw, it's so cute, right? Yeah. Wait till it rips out your liver and eats it.

Yudarp

Poor Yudarp! He was born with only one ear which works backwards. Instead of hearing anything, it produces a terrible noise that shatters nearby windows.The only creature that isn't afraid of him is his pet fish Fishy, but that's probably only because it's been dead for a while. Yudarp suffers from colour blindess, poor fashion sense, and apostrophobia (fear of apostrophes and other punctuation.)

Starlinda

Starlinda is a square-shaped young lady who can't stop eating lip gloss.

Big Yellow Shoe With Wheels

Isn't it great?

Mr. Wicklesprout

Mr. Wicklesprout is a half-melted, radioactive pickle that feels very lonely at night. It is currently trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe while writing its very own Theory of Everything.